- not a twit
- Posts
- Tears, Sands, and Sniffles
Tears, Sands, and Sniffles
Unpeel onion secrets, uncover the Sahara’s past life, and give a nod to your nose hair—yes, it’s more heroic than you think.

Get ready to peel back the layers of trivia you never knew you needed. Today’s newsletter is a whirlwind journey from tear-inducing onions to the scorching sands of the Sahara, with a pit stop at your very own nose. Let’s dive in!
Onions: Nature’s Tearjerker with a Hidden Superpower
Ever chopped an onion and wondered if it holds a grudge against humanity? Those tears aren't just culinary warfare. When you slice into an onion, you break its cells, releasing an enzyme called alliinase. This enzyme reacts with sulfur compounds to produce syn-Propanethial-S-oxide — aka, the culprit behind your onion-induced cry sessions.
But here’s the kicker: onions evolved this tear-jerking defense not for us, but to deter pests. Turns out, humans are just collateral damage. Bonus fact: chilling onions before chopping slows down the enzyme reaction, meaning fewer tears. Science-approved kitchen hack!
Takeaway: Onions are the emotional manipulators of the vegetable world, and we're just trying to make dinner.
The Sahara Desert: It Wasn’t Always a Giant Sandbox
Picture the Sahara: endless dunes, blistering heat, and zero chance of finding a good Wi-Fi signal. But did you know that around 6,000 to 7,000 years ago, the Sahara was a lush, green paradise with lakes, grasslands, and even hippos? Yes, hippos in the Sahara.
This transformation is due to the Earth's axial tilt, which shifts the planet's climate patterns every 20,000 years. The Sahara is expected to become green again in the distant future. So technically, it’s just going through a very long dry spell.
Takeaway: The Sahara isn’t just a desert—it’s a climate drama queen with a flair for reinvention.
Nose Hair: The Unsung Hero of Your Face
Let’s talk about nose hair. Sure, it doesn’t get much love in the grooming department, but this fuzzy feature is a frontline defender of your health. Nose hairs trap dust, pollen, and other airborne villains before they can invade your respiratory system. Think of them as tiny, overworked bouncers at Club Lungs.
And it gets better: recent studies suggest that having more nose hair might reduce the risk of developing asthma because it filters out more allergens. So, the next time you reach for those tiny scissors, maybe give your nasal security team a little credit.
Takeaway: Nose hair: gross to look at, but literally saving your life one sneeze at a time.
From onion tears to the Sahara's mood swings and nose hairs doing the unsung hero work, today’s trivia proves that even the ordinary can be extraordinary. Stay curious, question everything, and remember: sometimes, the small stuff (and the smelly stuff) holds the biggest surprises.
Yours in delightful discovery,
— Max Whitt🌿🌍👃