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Spandex, Sweet Tooths, and Sneaky Birds

From neon fitness to medieval cavities and a bird that freeloads like a pro, this newsletter is a rollercoaster of quirky revelations.

Hello, trivia trailblazers! Today’s newsletter is a rollercoaster ride through history, pop culture, and the wild world of animals. Ever wondered how dental disasters paved the way for sweet treats, why the 80s were obsessed with neon spandex, or which animal deserves an Oscar for being the ultimate con artist? Buckle up—it’s time to dive in!

The Sweet Start of Modern Dentistry

  • Once upon a molar, 16th-century Europe discovered sugar and couldn’t get enough. This sweet addiction came at a cost—teeth. Tooth decay became so rampant that having blackened teeth turned into a bizarre status symbol, as it showed you could afford sugar. For the unlucky masses, dentists weren’t much help, often pulling teeth with pliers (sans anesthesia).

    Bonus twist: Queen Elizabeth I’s love for sugar contributed to her infamous “black teeth,” cementing her place as history’s most cavity-prone monarch.

    Takeaway: Next time you pop a mint, be thankful for modern dentistry—and don’t blame the Queen for your sweet tooth.

Jane Fonda: The Queen of Neon Fitness

  • The 1980s were a golden era for aerobics—and Jane Fonda was its queen. With her VHS workout tapes, she not only sold over 17 million copies but also launched a global fitness movement. Decked out in spandex, leg warmers, and headbands, Fonda’s routines became a cultural phenomenon. She didn’t just define a decade; she changed how the world saw exercise.

    Fun fact: Fonda’s tapes were partly inspired by her activism—she used profits to fund political causes. Fitness meets philanthropy in a perfect lunge.

    Takeaway: Neon never dies—check your gym. Fonda’s influence is alive and kicking (literally).

The Cunning Cuckoo: Why parent when you can outsource?

  • Cuckoo birds have mastered the art of freeloading. Instead of building their own nests, they lay eggs in the nests of unsuspecting foster parents, tricking them into raising cuckoo chicks as their own. The chicks? They grow faster and louder than their foster siblings, often stealing all the attention (and food).

    Even more devious: Some cuckoos’ eggs mimic the appearance of their chosen victim’s eggs. Mother Nature’s hustle game? Unparalleled.

    Takeaway: Next time you feel conned, remember the cuckoo: the original mastermind of manipulation.

From sugar-coated dental disasters to neon-fueled fitness and avian trickery, today’s trivia reminds us how weird, wild, and wonderful the world can be. Stay curious, embrace the quirks, and maybe throw on some spandex for nostalgia's sake. Until next time, keep smiling (and flossing).

— Max Whitt

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