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🎩 Rivers, Revelry & Really Big Crowdfunding
A flowing fact buffet featuring ancient waterways, extinct snacks, and one very tall French lady with pedestal problems.

Today we’re drifting down Europe’s most star-studded river, biting into fruit you’ll never find at Whole Foods, and revisiting the grassroots campaign that turned a statue into a symbol. It’s geography, history, and horticultural heartbreak—all in one scroll.
Grab your oars (and maybe a snack you can still eat).
🌊 The Danube River Flows Through More Countries Than Any Other
The Danube isn’t just scenic—it’s the VIP of European rivers. At over 1,770 miles long, it flows through 10 countries and 4 capital cities (Vienna, Bratislava, Budapest, Belgrade), making it the ultimate overachiever of continental hydrology.
It was also a major trade route for the Roman Empire, has inspired countless waltzes, and once served as the unofficial Instagram filter for 19th-century poets.
🔹 Punchline: Basically, if rivers had frequent flyer miles, the Danube would be platinum status.
🗽 The Statue of Liberty Was a Kickstarter Before Kickstarter
Lady Liberty might be a global icon now, but back in the 1880s, she was just a massive head and a lonely arm chilling in Paris. France was in charge of building the statue, but the U.S. had to fund the pedestal—and Americans were not feeling generous.
Enter newspaper tycoon Joseph Pulitzer. He launched a public campaign, offering to print the name of anyone who donated—even if it was just a penny. Boom: donations rolled in from schoolkids, shopkeepers, and grandmas across the country. The pedestal was built. The lady got her feet.
🔹 Punchline: The OG crowd-fund had zero influencers, but 100% impact.
🍑 Some Fruits We Used to Eat Are Now Extinct
You know how people romanticize heirloom tomatoes? Imagine missing entire species of fruit. Due to climate shifts, habitat loss, and human farming habits, several fruits once enjoyed by our ancestors have completely vanished.
One example? The Spondias dulcis, or “golden apple,” native to Polynesia and parts of Asia, is now nearly impossible to find in the wild. And archaeologists have found evidence of bananas and figs from ancient times that no longer exist in any modern form.
🔹 Punchline: Somewhere out there, your great-great-great-grandma’s fruit salad would absolutely roast your grocery haul.
From continental cruises and fruit ghosts to liberty’s crowdfunded glow-up, this week reminds us: the past was delicious, dramatic, and surprisingly good at fundraising.
Stay curious (and pour one out for extinct produce),
— Max Whitt🎩🌊🗽🍑