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Mood Swings, Meow Tricks & Prehistoric Chic
Discover Mercury’s wild temp tantrums, cats’ sneaky mind games, and Neanderthals—the original hipsters of human history.

Welcome, curious minds! Ready to blast off into a galaxy of trivia? Today’s newsletter is a whirlwind tour from the sizzling extremes of Mercury to the mysterious world of Neanderthals, with a detour featuring your favorite fluffballs—cats. Buckle up, trivia travelers; it’s time for a wild ride.
Mercury: The Planet with the Mood Swings
Mercury isn’t just the smallest planet in our solar system—it’s also the most dramatic. Picture this: daytime temperatures soar to a scorching 800°F (427°C), while nighttime temps plummet to a bone-chilling -290°F (-180°C). That’s hotter than your morning coffee and colder than your ex’s heart—on the same planet.
Why the extreme mood swings? Mercury has almost no atmosphere to regulate temperatures. It’s basically the solar system’s version of someone who goes from zero to 100 real quick.
Takeaway: Mercury’s weather is the ultimate hot-and-cold relationship.
Cats: Masters of Manipulation (And We Love It)
Think your cat is just meowing for food? Think again. Cats have evolved to manipulate humans with a special “solicitation purr”—a unique purr mixed with a high-pitched cry that triggers our nurturing instincts. Yep, your cat’s basically mastered emotional blackmail.
Studies show this sneaky purr mimics the frequency of a baby’s cry, making it nearly impossible to ignore. So, every time you cave in and feed Mr. Whiskers, just know you’ve been expertly played.
Takeaway: Your cat’s not needy—they’re a mastermind pulling your heartstrings like a pro.
Neanderthals: Not the Cavemen You Thought They Were
Forget the club-wielding, grunting stereotypes. Neanderthals were sophisticated beings with a knack for art, fashion, and even self-care. They made jewelry from eagle talons, painted cave walls with vibrant pigments, and had a taste for seafood.
Oh, and they buried their dead with flowers—basically the OG romantics. If they had Instagram, it’d be all moody cave selfies and #NatureVibes.
Takeaway: Neanderthals weren’t just ancient humans—they were the cool, artsy cousins of prehistory.
From Mercury’s fiery mood swings to cats’ emotional manipulation and Neanderthals’ unexpected flair, today’s trivia proves there’s always more beneath the surface. Stay curious, question everything, and remember: even ancient relatives had better taste than we thought.
Yours in delightful discovery,
— Max Whitt🌍😸🧠