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Soap that sparked an empire, boiling point betrayal, and the medieval tank of the dinosaur world—fresh facts with a side of sass.

Today’s journey? Foam that fooled an empire, water that doesn’t always boil at boiling point, and a dinosaur so metal it came with armor and built-in camouflage. We’ve got chemistry, history, and prehistoric badasses—served warm with a twist of wit.
Let’s dive in before these facts evaporate.
🧼 The Bubble That Bamboozled Napoleon
In the early 1800s, French chemist Nicolas Leblanc developed a process for making soap affordable—great for hygiene, terrible for old-money soap makers.
But the real scene-stealer? Sodium bicarbonate. Baking soda’s bubbly cousin became a key soap ingredient and, more importantly, a weird flex for Napoleon. He threw funding behind soap as a symbol of progress… and to one-up the filthy Brits. Cleanliness became chemical warfare.
So yes, somewhere in the archives of French imperial ambition is a memo about lathering up for national pride.
🔹 Punchline: Leave it to Napoleon to weaponize bubble baths.
🌡️ Water Doesn’t Always Boil at 100°C—Thanks, Science
You were told water boils at 100°C (212°F), right? Well, here comes the betrayal: that’s only true at sea level. The boiling point of water actually drops as altitude increases.
In Denver? It boils at around 95°C. On Everest? Closer to 70°C. That’s why your mountain-top ramen tastes like regret—it’s undercooked because physics said so.
And fun twist: if you’re in a high-pressure lab chamber, water won’t boil even at 150°C. It’ll just sit there, judging you.
🔹 Punchline: Water has trust issues—and altitude only makes it moodier.
🦕 Ankylosaurs Had Built-In Camouflage and a Mace Tail
Picture this: a dino the size of a car, armored like a tank, and rocking a tail club like it’s ready for medieval combat.
Meet the Ankylosaur. These walking fortresses weren’t just defense experts—they had camouflage too. Recent fossil analysis suggests their skin color helped them blend in with prehistoric forests. Because apparently, being covered in spikes wasn’t enough of a defense strategy.
Stealthy and smashy? That’s some apex introvert energy right there.
🔹 Punchline: Ankylosaurs didn’t come to play. They came to not be seen, and then smash everything.
From French foam diplomacy to dramatic boiling points and stealthy spike-lizards, remember: the world is weird, and that's its best quality.
Stay curious (and maybe check your kettle),
— Max Whitt🎩🧼🌡️🦕