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Drunk Anthems, Killer Bunnies & A $375M Flight to Nowhere

America’s anthem started as a bar song, Napoleon lost a battle to rabbits, and the world’s most expensive airport is practically useless. Buckle up!

Some stories are so absurd they sound fake—but history has receipts. Today, we’re diving into a national anthem written by accident, Napoleon’s bizarre battle with bunnies, and an airport that’s the ultimate travel fail. Buckle up!

🎶 The U.S. National Anthem Was a Bar Song

  • It’s hard to picture a bunch of early Americans drunkenly swaying with their tankards in hand, belting out the national anthem—but that’s exactly what they were doing. "The Star-Spangled Banner" was originally a British drinking song called To Anacreon in Heaven, written in the late 1700s for a gentlemen’s music club.

    Francis Scott Key repurposed the tune in 1814 after witnessing the British attack on Fort McHenry, and, somehow, it stuck. It wasn’t even made the official U.S. anthem until 1931—meaning for over a century, America was casually vibing without a designated theme song.

    🔹 Takeaway: The U.S. anthem is basically the world’s most dramatic karaoke remix.

🐰 Napoleon’s Greatest Defeat? A Rabbit Army

  • You’d think Napoleon Bonaparte’s biggest military disaster would involve, well, an actual army. But no—his most humiliating defeat came at the paws of a bunch of rabbits.

    In 1807, Napoleon ordered a rabbit hunt to celebrate a military victory. His men rounded up hundreds of domesticated rabbits and released them for the event. The problem? Domesticated rabbits aren’t scared of people. Instead of running away, they charged Napoleon and his men, swarming them with fluffy vengeance.

    The great emperor—who had defeated the most powerful nations in Europe—was forced to retreat from a horde of aggressive bunnies.

    🔹 Takeaway: History is wild, but not as wild as a bunch of rabbits with nothing to lose.

✈️ The World’s Most Useless Airport

  • Saint Helena is a remote island in the middle of the South Atlantic, famous for being Napoleon’s exile spot. In 2016, after spending $375 million, the UK finally opened an airport on the island—only to realize after construction that the wind conditions made it too dangerous for commercial planes to land.

    The project was dubbed "the world’s most useless airport," and for a while, the only planes able to land were tiny charter flights. Eventually, airlines figured out how to safely approach it, but flights remain rare and expensive. So if you ever want to experience true travel frustration, Saint Helena’s got you covered.

    🔹 Takeaway: If you think you’ve wasted money before, just remember—at least you didn’t build an unusable airport.

Ending lineFrom a boozy national anthem to Napoleon’s bunny nemeses and a spectacularly useless airport, today’s trivia proves that reality is often stranger than fiction.

Stay curious, and if you ever feel overwhelmed—just remember, at least you’re not being chased by a thousand rabbits.

Yours in delightful discovery,

— Max Whitt🎩🎶🐰✈️

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