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Dead Men Traveling, Bug-Free Lands & A Butter Blunder
A royal heart with frequent flyer miles, the only country without mosquitoes, and an invention so useless it became legendary. Dive into the weirdness!

A man who refused to stay dead, a country that’s mysteriously mosquito-free, and an invention so useless it’s become an icon of failure.
Buckle up! Today, we’re digging into a 300-year-old corpse that keeps traveling, the only place on Earth where mosquitoes don’t exist, and a gadget so absurd it became a legend. Let’s go!
The Corpse That Refused to Stay Buried ⚰️✈️
Philippe II, Duke of Orleans, may have died in 1723, but that didn’t stop him from seeing the world—literally. His preserved heart has been on a bizarre journey across centuries.
It moved between noble families, because nothing says “prestigious heirloom” like a dried-up organ. In the 20th century, it somehow ended up in the hands of an Irish doctor… who ate it. (Yes, really.)
The doctor, a devoted royalist, swallowed the heart as a “tribute” to the fallen duke. Philippe's final journey? Becoming a snack.
Takeaway: Some people collect antiques, others… eat them.
The Country With No Mosquitoes 🦟🚫
If you hate mosquitoes (which, let’s be honest, is everyone), you might want to move to Iceland—one of the only places on Earth where mosquitoes simply don’t exist.
While the rest of the world is busy swatting, Iceland stays blissfully bite-free. Scientists believe it’s due to the country’s extreme climate—mosquitoes need standing water to lay eggs, and Iceland’s rapid temperature swings make it nearly impossible for them to survive.
So while the country has its fair share of harsh winters and volcanic eruptions, at least you won’t wake up scratching 17 mystery bites.
Takeaway: Iceland: Where the air is fresh, the landscapes are stunning, and the mosquitoes just don’t bother.
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Meet the Butter Stick—a device that lets you apply butter like a glue stick.
Marketed as a “mess-free solution” to buttering toast, it’s… exactly what it sounds like. A tube of butter that rolls onto your bread. Because apparently, using a knife is too much effort.
While it never became a household essential (shocking, we know), the Butter Stick joins a long list of useless inventions, alongside the motorized ice cream cone and the DVD rewinder.
Takeaway: Just because you can invent something doesn’t mean you should.
From a wandering corpse to a mosquito-free paradise and laughably bad inventions, today’s trivia proves that reality is way weirder than fiction.
Stay curious, question everything, and if you ever eat a 300-year-old heart—maybe keep that to yourself.
Yours in delightful discovery,
— Max Whitt🎩🦟💡