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Bizarre Bubbles, Rainy Rebels, and Toxic Spa Days

From champagne science to umbrella trailblazers and medieval self-care disasters, this issue is proof that history can’t stop surprising us.

From medieval spa fails to the secret of why bubbles make you feel fancy, and a surprising history of umbrellas, today’s trivia is full of surprises.

Medieval Spa Treatments: A Disaster in Disguise

  • If you think modern wellness trends are weird, medieval spa-goers might give you a run for your money. Back then, bathing in mercury was touted as a cure for everything from syphilis to your garden-variety bad vibes. Sure, it sounds fancy—liquid silver!—but with mercury being toxic, this was less “self-care” and more “self-destruction.” Let’s just say spa day in the Middle Ages didn’t come with a guarantee of good health… or survival.

    Takeaway: Next time you’re enjoying your essential oil diffuser, remember, it could be worse. At least no one’s recommending arsenic facials.

Umbrellas: A Shady History

  • Did you know umbrellas were once considered a luxury item? Originally designed to block the sun, not rain, they were used in ancient Egypt and China as status symbols. In 18th-century England, men who carried umbrellas were mocked because they were seen as too “unmanly.” Real men, apparently, were supposed to get drenched.

    It wasn’t until a London man named Jonas Hanway started carrying one everywhere (despite the ridicule) that umbrellas became a must-have. So, next time you’re stuck in the rain, remember Jonas—the original weather warrior.

    Takeaway: Your umbrella doesn’t just save you from getting soaked—it’s a centuries-old power move.

Champagne: The Science of the Sparkle

  • Ever wondered why champagne bubbles make it feel extra fancy? It’s all in the CO₂. Those tiny bubbles don’t just tickle your nose; they also release aromatic compounds that enhance its flavor. The secret to a perfect pour? Tilt the glass like you’re pouring a beer—straight-up pouring kills the fizz faster than your third glass at brunch.

    Fun fact: Scientists found that drinking bubbly out of a wide-rimmed glass makes it go flat quicker, so those fancy flutes? Not just for show.

    Takeaway: Champagne proves life is better with bubbles—just make sure your glassware isn’t working against you.

From mercury-filled baths to umbrella pioneers and champagne’s fizzy science, today’s trivia reminds us that history is weird, wonderful, and occasionally tipsy. Stay curious, laugh often, and pour responsibly. 🥂

— Max Whitt

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